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Welcome to yet another page devoted to the senseless embarrassment of myself and my friends.
This is Ardan and - to his surprise, the girlfriend he's always wanted!
This is Ardan getting his revenge for the "surprise" picture we took of him! Notice he's not that happy.
This is Maline's ever so subtle way of waking someone up.
Aw, Look! Stange's sleeping...and Smiley's about to wake him up ever so gently.
Uh-oh! Grandma has had a little too much to drink. I think she needs shut off.
And speaking of drinking...
This is Tim and Smiley at Tim's 21st birthday gathering at the Loomis in Clarion. Don't tell Tim I put these on the Web. He thinks the film was ruined before development!
Tim is still sober here. He's had 12 shots and he's feeling pretty good.
17 shots down and 4 to go, Tim's looking a bit...hmmm...how does one say - TRASHED! Remember, don't tell Tim about these pictures.
Uh-oh. Is that...
Yep, that's Tim puking up 20 shots of miscellaneous alcohol in the bathroom of the Loomis. He took a second in between heavings to smile for Smiley's camera. Did you know Tim's little vomiting episode across the dance floor on the way to bathroom got Smiley and Tim banned from Loomis for a week?
*Remember, You promised not to tell Tim about these pics. Even when you see him, just smile try not to think of these pictures even if you can't help busting out in an uncontrollable tantrum of laughter. I mean it - you promised!
Look Mom! You should be proud. I'm working hard at college stealing women's undergarments!
This is poor Jimmy Woo and he just found out that Smiley's on the opposite team as him. NOTE* - Jimmy Woo had been talking shit saying his father and grandfather had killed Smiley's father and many other Americans during the Viet Nam Conflict and now Smiley is about to settle the score. Let's hope Jimmy Woo is a fast runner - LOL.
A normal evening hanging out at the public urinals. What is up with Smiley's pants? Why does the fat kid always have the small urinal!
Here is Yeti sleeping while Smiley is driving them both to Impact Zone's Halloween Game. AW...Aint Yeti so CUTE when he's sleeping????
Gabe's first time drinking and he's fund the love of his life - Kim. Of course Kim isn't that ecstatic.
Sorry, but this is just wrong. These two should not be be propositioning each other in their current condition.
"No, that's not my brother hung over and passed out in the trunk" - Pat
As you can see, Maline is very proud of his form.
Jiffy sits exhausted from being molested with scissors and fondling hands.
Beleive it or not, this guy is a school bus driver. Those poor kids:(
Not liking the sexual advances of Tommy Chong - the stunt dummy, Smiley puts him back in his place by knocking his head off. Onlookers are shocked.
Smiley demonstrates just how white an Irishman's skin is.
Alas! The pic that shows Yeti in a compromising position with a stripper. Yepper, one night Yeti and Smiley went to a strip club and got to bring some of the party home by the name of Cicilia - NOT. Yes, she is a stripper, but she was off duty and needed a ride...wait, its not what it seems. No, she had to sit on his lap because the back seat was too small - - -No! I mean I don't have a backseat and she had no place to sit except on Yeti's lap...and they were having a good time - No, wait - that came out wrong. Aw, Fuck it. I'm just digging this hole deeper. Sorry Yeti.