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Smiley's Arsenal (by T. David)
From left to right - Maline, Smiley, Kadunce, and Stange - But where's Matt and Yeti?.
Prancing Stange. Is that all he's wearing to play paintball? Don't tell me he's using only that old half broken Splatmaster Pistol?
While the rest of team ducked and kissed dirt from incoming enemy fire, Stange pranced up and down the front lines waving his team flag taunting the enemy and for some reason, they were unable to shoot him.
In the middle of a fire fight, Smiley, Maline and Yeti take a moment to take a picture.
This is Yeti. He's a little nervous about where the referee had inserted his platoon - smack dab in the middle of RED occupied territory with no way out except for right through.
See Ma! Kadunce is photogenic!
Smiley zeroes in on his next victim.
Maline has a tournament level Automag that he treats like a pump rifle - one shot at a time.
Smiley demonstrates to the audience his newest side arm - BABY - too bad the Borg guy beat him. Tough Luck Smiley:)
Deke (Matt Robertson) takes second in the unique gun contest sporting one of Smiley's custom combat sim rifles - The 68 cal. Elbonian Assault Rifle. Good Job Deke. We're Glad You Came!
Stange struts his shit on stage during the best costume contest.
Ahhh, Stange. I hope he's wearing underwear.
Nope, he's not wearing undies. Good thing we blurred the pic.
As you can see, Stange is having a BLAST! We are glad he came. He was our entertainment.
See Stange eat paintballs in a paintball eating contest. He wants that paintball gun.
After seeing that Stange is not wearing underwear, one out of two judges give him thumbs up while the other judge loses his sight. All this and Stange screams in triumph after eating 50 paintballs.
See Stange start to feel sick after eating 50 paintballs. He's already becoming disoriented.
Uh-oh, Stange don't look so good after eating all of those paintballs. He's got that glassy-eyed look.
See Stange dry heave and spit out that nasty paintball sludge taste. What do paintballs taste like you ask? Take ear wax, Dawn dish detergent, corn syrup, and cod liver oil and mix it all together in a glass, then chug it. That's what a paintball tastes like.
Two good guys - Kadunce and Deke take a moment to have their picture taken