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As the Best Man, Smiley had the responsibility of decorating Tim and Tab's car. Well, Smiley did decorate the car as he was supposed to. And then, later that evening, Smiley and Donnie "decorated" the car some more. This page is dedicated to the wedding prank of Tim and Tabbi.
BELOW and ABOVE: Smiley, with the help of Tim's cousin paint pretty little flowers all over Tim's Cougar. Isn't Smiley a snazzy painter?
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This is Tim and Tabbi.
They have just been married 4 hours and while the photographer is distracting them with taking these pictures...
Smiley, with the help of Donnie, is putting these in Tim and Tabbi's car:
ABOVE: Yes, it's what you think it is. Smiley has two huge garbage bags of old, moldy, tighty-whities underwear that he stole from his dad's garage. It is now time for Smiley and Donnie to "decorate" the inside of Tim's car.
ABOVE and BELOW: As you can see, Smiley and Donnie are very thorough with the "decorations". They are stuff the nasty underwear in every crevice and compartment, under each seat, stretching the underwear over the seats and steering wheel, and even in spots that to this day, Tim is still finding nasty, moldy, tighty-whities.
Plus, Smiley decided to throw in a bonus....
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While Donnie is stealing Tim's Porn magazine...
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Smiley is putting a couple copies of "used" Porn mags in Tim's car. By
used, we mean the pages are stuck together (EW!). Smiley has
written a message on the cover: "Dear Tim, The next time you
borrow a porno mag from me, try to return it without the pages all stuck
together. (signed) Smiley and Humpy's Magazine Distributor."
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Smiley is demonstrating how badly the pages are sticking together.
ABOVE: To make sure that Tim or Tab could not get paybacks that night, Smiley hid his car two acres away in the apple orchard (but accidentally left his dome light on and drained his battery and then had to explain to Tim's dad why his car was parked all the way down there before he could get a "jump"; AND Smiley took both card keys to the hotel room. In other words, Smiley locked Tim out of the hotel room they both shared the first night so he wouldn't find any "surprises" in his room.
BELOW: The finished product of Smiley's decorating:
Remember Tim, we are "best friends". Enjoy the underwear!